Things to Do When You Run Out of Chocolate

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By: snowfence    
05-Apr-2011

Introduction:Running out of chocolate can be a horrible experience for anyone. Things like this should never have to happen to anyone, but if this has happened to you, you have come to the right place. Here is the list of the top five things to do when you run out of chocolate.

  • 01

    Fear

    One of the top five things to do when you run out of chocolate, and the most important thing to do, is not to fear. There must be some chocolate around somewhere for you to eat. The worst thing that you can do is to freak out and go berserk.

    It is extremely important for you to remain calm and keep your composure. If you are starting to feel jittery, sit down for a minute or so. Feel free to chew on a fingernail or two. Be very careful, though, not to chew off too much. You do not want to chew your fingernail off so low that it hurts and maybe even bleeds.

  • 02

    Search

    When you find out that you have run out of chocolate, one of the top five things to do is to remind yourself that you can handle this. Get up off the floor and pull yourself together.

    It is time to start to search the house for any kind of chocolate that you can find. You must search the entire house. You may be lucky enough to find some chocolate in your child's bedroom, your friend's purse, or even tucked away somewhere else. Look to see if there is some chocolate hiding back behind the coffee in your kitchen cupboard.

    Whatever you do, do not give up. Be sure to check all of your husband's dresser drawers. Chances are very good that this will be a great place for you to find some chocolate to satisfy your craving.

  • 03

    Think

    Think of all of your possibilities. All is not lost just yet. There may be something around that you can substitute for chocolate. Look around to see what choices you have available. Surely, you are not craving vegetables or steak. That would be too easy.

    If you can possibly pull yourself together enough to think hard enough, maybe you will be able come up with a really great plan. It could be possible for some chocolate lovers to quench that craving with a nice, tall glass of chocolate milk or a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

    Most people who are craving chocolate have candy bars on their minds, but if there is no chocolate around, there may be possibilities of settling for something chocolatey that will not quite be the candy bar of your choice while still having chocolate as an ingredient.

  • 04

    Search More

    Running out of chocolate is a horrible feeling for anyone. Even just the thought of running out of chocolate is bad enough, but for this to actually happen to any human being is truly disastrous.

    The next thing to do when you find out that you have run out of chocolate is to search more. Search more, and think more.

    People who bake occasionally usually have some chocolate chips around. Be sure to look for any chocolate chips that may be available. If you cannot find any chocolate chips, do not quit searching. Keep your chin up.

    Do not forget to search for any sort of chocolate cake mix or brownie mix that may be in the cupboards. Maybe you could even settle for some chocolate pudding.

  • 05

    Quiet

    When you run out of chocolate and you are overwhelmed with that horrible, disastrous, empty feeling inside of you, and the craving of a lifetime, be very quiet. Hold your tongue. Do not take this out on others. It is not their fault.

    Besides, this is a time to be sneaky. It is not the time to go running around the house accusing others of stealing and eating all of your chocolate. If they have any chocolate, they will surely hide it before you can have the chance to find it.

    Good luck with remaining calm, searching the house, and being very quiet and sneaky. This technique should be a real life saver for anyone who has found out that they have run out of chocolate.




Final Thoughts

It is strongly advised that the next time you go shopping, please remember to buy extra chocolate and hide it. Keep enough chocolate stocked up in your home that you will never need to go through the horrible experience of running out of chocolate ever again.


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