Ways to Dispose of That Horrid Food Your Friend or Lover Made For You

Humor - Food
By: snowfence    
12-Mar-2011

Introduction:We have all been there. A friend has made some food for you. You take that first bite and you do not know what to do. The food is horrible, and you do not even want to swallow it. Here are the top five ways to dispose of that horrid food that was made especially for you.

  • 01

    Pour It

    Surely, we have all been there. A friend or lover makes you that special food or drink. They are so proud of their concoction that they simply cannot wait for you to taste it.

    You carefully sniff it first. Take your time, smile, and finally taste it. The food or drink tastes so horrible that you do not want to even swallow it. Meanwhile, your friend is anxiously awaiting your approval or disapproval.

    You know there is no way that you can let them down. That is where the first tip comes in on how to dispose of that horrid food.

    Wait until they are not looking, and quickly pour it down the drain. Run the water for a bit just to also dispose of any traces of evidence. If you get caught, simply explain how great it was and that you were rinsing your plate or having a sip of water. Just try to look sincere.

  • 02

    Flush It

    Another way to get rid of that horrid food would be to wait for a distraction, and hurriedly grab your plate, and go to the bathroom. This is where you can finally relax, spit out what is still being held inside your mouth, and flush the rest.

    You should not be confronted when you come out of the bathroom as long as you had at least tried to smile, shake your head, and maybe even mumble a few words while pretending to like this 'fabulous' new dish.

    It would not look good coming out of the bathroom with your plate. You might want to find a way to conceal it until you make your way back into the kitchen.

  • 03

    Dogs Can Help

    It really does not matter whether this is your home, your friend's home, your lover's home, or even a relative's home. What matters is if there are any dogs, cats, or any other animal around that may possibly be interested in eating this horrendous food.

    Dogs or other animals are usually quite happy to help out in situations like this. Beware of letting any kind of animal help, though. Everything should be fine, but sometimes the food is even too awful for them to eat.

    Always use caution when depending on an animal to help you out in the proper disposal of foods. Watch for signs. You should easily be able to feel them out first. Never just throw it their way or right onto the floor.

  • 04

    Accidentally Drop It

    Obviously, when someone makes you some food and is very proud of what they have made, you cannot simply drop it onto the floor. You can, however, accidentally drop it. Just be sure to look very sad about this horrible loss.

    It may take practice for some people to use this option. Others will thoroughly enjoy trying it. Be sure to be extremely careful as dropping your food. You do not want to cause any unnecessary crying from your friend catching onto the fact that this act has been totally deliberate to dispose of that horrid food that they were so proud to share with you.

  • 05

    Tell Them the Truth

    Never throw your food away. There is always that chance that your friend or lover may find this horrible food in the trash. If you are bold enough to do this, please be sure to cover it up with something, and try your best to hide it.

    Some people are just too honest to try these simple tips on ways to dispose of that horrible food that your friend or loved one has made for you and expects you to eat.

    One last thing to try would be to just be honest. Look at your friend. Watch your friend. Maybe they are not eating any of this food, either. In that case, just go for it. Be honest, and tell them that you just cannot stand it because it is horrid.

    Beware of a fight erupting if you do not explain this to your friend or lover gently enough.





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