What will we do without our wives? They are always there for us and love us no matter what. And yet we love to make jokes of them. But all in good faith.
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes
Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"
My wife told me the car wasn't running well; there was water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.
Laugh, but still love your wife!
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