Introduction:I don't know who to praise for these funny jokes about the southern states, but enjoy and have a laugh because of them. Credit cannot be given since the author is unknown.
Two hunter friends spent the day in the woods getting their wild prizes. At the end of the day one hunter appeared with his six point elk. The campers asked where Harry was. The hunter explained that Harry had a stroke or heart attack and so I left him. The other hunters at the base camp asked why he left Harry and chose to come out with his six point elk. The successful hunter said in a caring tone explaining why he chose the elk instead of Harry. " I knew no one would steal Harry, but someone would have certainly taken my elk if I had left that in the woods."
The sole owner of a successful golf course in Georgia was somewhat confused about paying an invoice that was given to him. Since his math skills were poor, he decided to ask his secretary for some of her arithmetic help. He summoned for her to come into his office when he began to explain what he needed for her to help with now. He said; "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia with a minor in accounting, will you please help me solve this problem?" After he was given the positive reply that his secretary would help him, he explained the situation to her. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" He waited for the reply that quickly came very boldly to the man. The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Two senior citizens were on a park bench in the state of Kentucky discussing their lives and more about the future too. One very out spoken senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." "Out of all the states Louisiana is where I hope to be at that time.
When asked why, by the listening senior citizen, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world". The listening senior citizen agreed and then wished that same thing for himself when the end of the world comes.
Many times the man from Mississippi left his keys in the truck when he did short errands in town.It was a warm day in July when a young man from Mississippi was in town with his friend, doing all that had to be done. They were in town buying supplies for house for the week. All of a sudden the young man came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man quickly answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number, Bubba."
One mid afternoon the local Sheriff pulled up next to the guy on a secluded side road in Texas. The man was unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. He did not even stop as the sheriff arrived and stopped. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North, have you?
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