Introduction:You need a laugh today! Here are five funny one liners to put a smile on your face.
When you are down in the dumps and really are feeling low, pick yourself up with this fact. Somewhere in the great United States there is a Mr. Pelosi. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
If a Republican does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a Democrat does not like guns he wants to take them away from everyone. A Democrat wants to outlaw them too. If a Republican wants to be a vegetarian, he plans his lifestyle around that desire. If a Democrat wants to be a vegetarian, he wants all meat banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. He tells those who he wants to know and keeps living as usual.
If a Democrat is a homosexual, he demands legislated respect. He keeps on going until he changes laws to his way of thinking. Note: Keep in mind these are funny so don't get upset if the shoe fits, wear it and laugh.
When a Republican has a business that does not prosper well, he thinks about how he can make it strive to be profitable. When a Democrat has a business that is not surviving, he wants everyone to take care of it, him and wonders how fast that can be done.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. He does not condemn those that do.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. This is how Obamacare got forced on everyone.
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