Introduction:You will be glad you read this shooting joke. It is funny and not at all horrible like the title suggests.
Almost every Saturday, this woman goes shopping at her favorite market. This woman leaves home, by herself leaving her husband home. The routine is that she goes to get some things at the grocery store. She finishes her shopping and has bought a large assortment of dairy and store shelf items.
The woman gets in her car, locks the doors and proceeds to go home.Just as she is pulling in the driveway she hears a loud bang. With all the ideas running around in her head she feels a sudden pop in the back of her head. She thinks she has just been shot.
The woman puts her hands to the back of her head and passes out from the shock of what she feels on her hands. When she comes to, she puts her hands on the back of her head once more and determines her brains are coming out of her head, so holds her hands tightly to keep her brains inside her skull.
After more than two hours of his wife being gone at the grocery store, he begins to be concern since she has not returned yet. He looks out the window and sees the car in the driveway and goes out to help bring in the bags of groceries. He sees his wife in the driver's seat.
Upon going up to the car, the husband sees his wife holding her head. He asks if she is ok? The woman says she was shot in the head. The husband calls the paramedics who get into the car and discover the reason she thinks she was shot in the head. A refrigerated container of pillsbury biscuits exploded and hit the back of her head.
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