Introduction:Funny stuff about people from CA. Just jokes
This is where they have a degree after a phd, and they feel like it's still not good enough. It's called a post phd degree. People in this state are so educated, they spend all of their time in college, trying to clean up the college or do some learning.
I've met so many doctors. There are all sorts of doctors in CA. If you're not a doctor, then you're not good enough. You need to be a doctor of some sort. You could be a doctor of scamming people but as long as you're a doctor you will look good.
If you have boobs implants, the entire town will think that you're a hooker, this is how they think in CA. People will pick on you until they melt. You better leave it naturally in CA or else.
All of my friends and family had huge weddings. It's like a tradition in CA. you just got to throw large weddings or else you're not cool. Everyone wanted to be cool.
Kids in CA club every night. This is how they make the nightclubs industry rich. The clubs are open 7 nights a week. They are so ghetto though, there are so many fights all the time. If you can't find your kids, they're probably at the nightclubs.
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