Introduction:Some people love grocery shopping. Some people will do anything to delay grocery shopping or simply not go at all. If you need a reason choose one here.
I don't likes to go grocery shopping in bad weather. Snow and ice make for treacherous loading and unloading of groceries. This is the time for me to grab the bread and milk and GO HOME! The three flights of stairs are killer in the wind. I simply can't mess my hair.
Crowds make grocery shopping especially difficult. People get grumpy and even downright rude at times when they are grocery shopping. In this case delay your shopping until the latest possible hour then tell yourself you will go tomorrow because you are too tired. It works every time.
I feel a slight cough coming on. I should stay home. No reason to get the whole town sick while I am grocery shopping. My back hurts and I can't lift at all. I can't get out of bed. Don't I look pale? I think I should call a Doctor.
I have so many other things I need to get done. Drink a cup of coffee. Watch a movie. Clean the refrigerator and the toilet. I have to chauffeur the children and take the dog to the vet. I can't possible go grocery shopping anytime before June 20, 2020. I am busy busy!
I took lessons from my son and his sister. If I delay long enough and make enough excuses not to go grocery shopping my loving husband will do the job because he is HUNGRY! He is appalled at me but he will eventually do it. I just have to hold out a little longer.
If you procrastinate long enough and with practice you can become a champion at ways to delay grocery shopping.
Back to give you a H5. Great list.
#5 .. Hunger will make a spouse go grocery shopping .. but I have a secret to pass along to your husband which can get him out of going. Start bringing home all types of the WRONG foods, snacks, etc. LOL
I am blessed that I taught my son so well how to do it that he took over and does it now. Thanks anyway for a good list!
Hmmm... By going on a hunger strike, you can eliminate grocery shopping altogether! :)
Cute list on ways to try to get out of grocery shopping. I will have to try these sometime. :)
select one here...