A land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy and will not cross the street to vote in a national election - Bill Vaughn
A person who has lived to be one hundred years old. He never smoked or he smoked his life. He used whiskey for eighty years or he never used it. He is a vegetarian or he was not a vegetarian. Follow these rules carefully and you too can be a centenarian - Anon
Learning to play the piano by note instead of by ear. Thirty-six payments on the note and the piano is yours to learn to play - Anon
To make one take back a statement. For example: A newspaper headline said, "Half the City Council Are Crooks."
The City Council demanded a retraction. The next day the headline said, "Half of the City Council Are Not Crooks." - Anon
A country retail merchant retired with a fortune of $500,000. That was success. His ability to retire with $500,000, after forty years, was due to hard work, strict attention to duty, absolute honesty, economical living and to the recent death of his uncle who left him $498,500 - Anon
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