Introduction:I have no idea where these came from because they were emailed to me quite some time ago and the person cannot give the credit to the owner of these jokes that will cheer everyone.Enjoy them and pass the smiles to someone else too.
This is not a blonde joke, but just could not resist that label to actually clear blondes of their stigma.
A woman said her housework challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt one day. From the laundry room, the man called out to his wife "What setting do I use on the washing machine". To that the wife replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" The husband quickly shouted back "Ohio State".
The happily married couple of 5 years were lying in bed when the husband blurts out "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The wife almost instantly replies" I'll miss you".
A wife pauses after a day of stuggling through all the trials she managed well to pray. Her prayer was: :Dear Lord
I pray for wisdom to understand my man; to love and forgive him; and patience for his moods. Because Lord,
If I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen.
Many jokes about children are a stark reality that people can know once they are adults. This is one of those jokes about children that will have you saying Yes! Question: Why do little boys whine? Answer: They are practicing to be men.
No, this is not a really religious joke, just one that has some religious leanings to it. While God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all the corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.
Great jokes! I'm going to have to share a few of these tomorrow in the office. H5
I like #4 best..so true! LOL!
I just love your jokes!
Wonderful jokes. Thanks for sharing.
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