Life is too short to read a bad book.
I break out into song and dance... a lot.
One of my story time kids thinks I'm famous and Nickelodeon consults me about their shows. (I work in a children's library.)
One of my dogs thinks she's Pawris Hilton... and has a wardrobe to match.
I'm a wealth of useless information.
I rock out Pigeon... and just KNOW Mo Willems and I were BFFs in another life. Then there was last spring when I convinced a few coworkers to stalk him at a convention so I could get his picture.