Introduction:Sex is good (if you're under 18 substitute the word "bad" for "good"), but believe it or not, there are things that are better! This list is especially helpful if you can't get anyone to love you. Have a look!
There's nothing better than the security of knowing you can go to the kitchen, eat, and be healthy. Especially around this time of Thanksgiving, we should all give thanks that we have easy access to food. (That's actually not a joke. Go give thanks. Right now.)
The wisdom of older immigrants is indispensible, and their accents just make them sound that much more urbane. So next time your car breaks down and you have to take a taxi, listen with your whole heart...it may change your life!
Getting sex, especially for unattractive, socially inept, and/or uninteresting men is very, very hard, sometimes impossible. Why spend time and money on something you're never going to get? Focus that energy on getting that promotion. It would take just as long, be just as hard, and require just as much time and energy. But the difference is you'll actually win the prize at the end!
OMG, watching an epic movie with lots of sweeping canyon shots on a 46 inch Samsung flatscreen with surround sound is better than sex. Try it.
If you've ever recovered from a terminal disease, coma, or the like, I'm sure you have a better perspective on life than the poonhounds who blindly pursue intercourse more out of a sense of social pressure than actual desire. Give it a shot if you haven't. It'll change your life even more than that taxi conversation will.
#5 has got to be the top!! :)
Very funny list. :)
Ok, I think I'll go for recovering for a terminal disease but the rest of the better than sex ideas? Not so much...fun list though.
select one here...