Introduction:Listed here are some economy jokes that have been circulated on Facebook and around the internet. Enjoy.
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonalds economy jokes:
The economy is so bad that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
It is so bad that McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer now, instead of the 1/4 pounder.
Economy jokes about companies:
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf and their wives have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
It is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Random Economy Jokes:
The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans was seen sneaking into Mexico.
It is so bad that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
It is so bad that the Mafia started laying off judges and Exxon-Mobil laid of 25 Congressmen.
Economy Jokes and Lights:
The Economy is so bad that Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
Because of the rising cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off until further notice.
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