Reasons Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

Humor - Pets
By: litetender    
05-Mar-2011

Introduction:We often ask one another, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" I offer the following replies for your consideration!

  • 01

    It Was His Manifest Destiny

    Ever since he was a little chick, he'd heard the magic words, "Go west, young chick!" So as soon as he was able, he gathered up his few belongings into a feathered clutch and started towards the setting sun. Which happened to lead across the road that ran in front of the farm.

  • 02

    Peer Pressure

    All the other chickens were doing it, and unfortunately, when he was a little chick, his parents, Ms. Hen and Mr. Rooster, neglected to ask him that all important question: "If all the other little chicks were jumping off a cliff, would you jump off too?" and as a result, he simply followed the crowd. Poor chicken, he had no since of individual destiny whatsoever.

  • 03

    Better Opportunities

    There weren't many opportunities on the Animal Farm on which the chicken lived, so one day he simply decided to take his fate in his own wings and set out into the larger world. He had a burning desire to know if there might be a better farm out there, across the wide road, one that would offer true opportunity to a chicken such as he to make something more of himself.

  • 04

    Off His Meds

    The chicken had a rough chickhood, and as a result, suffered a great deal from mood swings. The farmer gave him medication in his feed, but he always felt that the meds kept him from being in touch with his inner self. So he stopped eating the medicated feed, and started simply grazing bugs and such along the edge of the drive. By the time he reached the road, his decision making apparatus wasn't quite up to snuff, and he simply wandered out across the road in a daze. RIP Mr. Chicken!

  • 05

    Love

    Over at the farm across the road, there was a rooster who romanced the chicken (this one was a hen) every morning at dawn. He waxed so poetic in his doodledoos of the rising sun, the freshness of the dawn air, and his longing for a hen just like her to love that she simply followed her heart and flew across the road to find her lover.







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