Introduction:Everybody knows this one drunk guy who talks and talks. This top five list shows you the top 5 things a drunk would not say !
riiight, good night my friend. Just to clarify, although the floor might be soo tempting, trust me the best place to go to sleep is a bed :)
Duh, your drunk, chances of you posting that are extremely high, genius ! You really want to avoid shamfeul moments the next day :).
Alright, this does not happen. Not even your friends tell you to stop drinking. If they do, you have good friends :)Do not drink and drive by the way :)
True, 50 bucks are usually gone on shots - This does not advocate buying shots : Do good in school ! Do not get crazy drunk :)
oh well, I guess should you be drunk, you might get tempted to become a smoker or try smoking. Alcohol is a trouble maker. Do not try smoking, there is no point :)
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