Introduction:If you ever just feel like stirring up some trouble, then here are five ways to get someone steamed at you!
One way to start a day off wrong with someone and make them extremely mad, right off the bat, is to totally ignore them. No matter how much they try to get your attention, just constantly keep ignoring them. Pretend you can't even see them even if they get in your face and shout. They will get really angry!
Okay, now this may take a little while, but is highly effective. Every time your friend either suggests something to do or somewhere to go, just say NO! If they need your help say, "No Way!" If the best movie of the year is on at the theater, and they want to go, the answer is NO! If they ask you to hold something for a second....NO! Pretty soon, the heat is ON!
While walking past your buddy, just ever so annoyingly, bump right into them. Do not stop, do not pass go, keep walking. Don't say excuse me, for sure. Later repeat this same action about three more times throughout the day. Just a bump, no shoving or what not, just a tiny bump. Tadaa...You have officially made this person ticked off.
This will be tricky, but you must have pretty good acting skills for this one. Now, wait until your buddy is just through getting ready for the day. They are looking decent and they know it. You say you are thirsty and go get something to drink. Water is fine, but cola is the killa'. So after you over fill your glass with a beverage, you approach your pal normally, but pretend to trip over something. Then, make sure the liquid hits the target. An instant friendly feud? I don't think so.
"Hey, have you looked in the mirror today, man?" This is what you start with. Now they will probably look at you kinda like you're crazy weird, but then you say, "I'm serious, what happened to you! You look awful, man, oh man. It looks like you fell into a trash bin, wow!. Hey, I'll catch you later, bye ugly." Then you walk off fast. Do not look back, round the corner and fall on the ground laughing your head off. You won. They are not just mad, you now have to be very careful next time you see them!!
Do not try this home alone. Make sure you have a backup plan just in case things go wrong. Karate may be good to learn before you attempt these actions. Good Luck!
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