Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. (I wonder if the arnimals are aware of this law?)
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (I got nothing for this one.)
San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (Yes, please retain control of your pet elephant. Wait, what?)
Toads may not be licked. (Um, okay. Gross first of all, and secondly, to repeat myself: some things just should not have to be said.)
It is illegal to molest butterflies. (Seriously? What kind of person even attempts to do something like this? How is this even possible? Oh good Lord.)
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