Things That Can Make Your Head Explode

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By: EmmaRileySutton    
06-Dec-2010

Introduction:Remember that movie scene where the little girl's head spins around? That is what daily life can do to people. Of course, there are those days that can make you think your head will explode. What pushes you to that point?

  • 01

    Balancing Your Checkbook

    Balancing your checkbook can make your head explode. All those silly numbers and decimal points. Of course, matters are only made worse when your are only dealing with the smallest of numbers.

  • 02

    Figuring Your Taxes

    Figuring out your taxes can make your head explode. One little mistake and you are sharing a cell with Wesley Snipes. There are so many rules and those rules are always changing.

  • 03

    Family Members

    Family members can make your head explode. You feel as if you could go on a killing spree and call it self-defense. You are, after all, defending that tiny sliver of sanity you have left.

  • 04

    Nosy Neighbors

    Nosy neighbors can make your head explode. Knocking on your door. Complaining about the lawn. Some neighbors make it easy to understand why moats were invented and curious as to why they aren't used now.

  • 05

    Stupid People

    Stupid people can make your head explode. You find yourself wishing people had "thought bubbles" you could run around popping before they open their mouths. Scary some of them have credit cards and children.




Final Thoughts

If think headaches are bad, think about all these things that can make your head explode. On second thought, don't think about them. Cleaning gray matter off a computer screen is not an easy task.


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  • clewand550 1/5/2011 Flag This Comment

    Nice list. These can definitely make your head explode. How about right after you have cleaned all day and 5 minutes later it looks like you haven't touched any part of that house.

  • Nerdse 12/21/2010 Flag This Comment

    Oh, here's another one: People who say fat people are ugly (using the excuse of what they wear) nearly make my head explode. You wouldn't say anything derogatory about gays, lesbians, transgendered, different races or ethnicities, etc., no matter how outlandish their actions or outfits, & you shouldn't. Taking advantage of the one group not protected by hate crimes legislation, i.e., fat people, is NOT FAIR. Seeing repeated nasty comments like that, if repeated, will cause the splattering of gray matter all over my screen, which I will instruct my heirs & assigns to ship to those making such comments, no matter how difficult it is to track the offenders down. It's NOT FUNNY. It is, in fact, so gay...oh, sorry, you can't say that, there's a national ad campaign to stop it & it's considered a hate crime.
    The fact there isn't a national ad campaign to stop fat jokes & make them a hate crime makes my head want to explode. I stop it so I can make enough of a ruckus to make THIN people's hea

  • Nerdse 12/21/2010 Flag This Comment

    Doctors can make your head explode. All that medical terminology. All those presuppositions & preconceptions. Then, of course, there are the bills, the fights with insurance to get the visit (and the resulting prescriptions, consults, etc.) paid for. Of course, sometimes you find one who doesn't make your head explode. Don't tell many people about them, just enough to keep them in business.

    The Internet can make your head explode. Too many lists (not to mention the temptation to make more & publish them), too much information, etc. Stick with friends. Be careful of social media because it's addictive & if your head doesn't explode, your family members might - including the ones whose opinions actually matter!

    Politics can make your head explode. Best to just consign politics to one more conspiracy theory, this one made real (it's a conspiracy to make your head explode).

    The opposite gender can make your head explode, but only if you try to understand them. Let it go. Let the women

  • bestmommy 12/7/2010 Flag This Comment

    Very funny and so true! I wish everyone a non-explosive day!

  • LindaBatey 12/7/2010 Flag This Comment

    Ha Ha Ha! Just the perfect thing to start a day off-maybe I can keep my head from exploding for one more day...until that overweight hunny I see at the store wears her super tight pants and belly shirt. If I have to see that muffin top one more time, there will be brain matter all over the store for someone to clean up!

  • BonnieDossKnight 12/6/2010 Flag This Comment

    I agree with all your exploding heads. As for nosy neighbors, just don't introduce yourself. That solves that.

  • nrichford 12/6/2010 Flag This Comment

    Love the idea of popping thought bubbles.

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