I don't live in a house. I live in giraffe coffin. So, I must've broken in to this house and I should be restrained until the authorities arrive.
- I'm being audited because my local liquor store listed me as a dependent.
I think sushi was invented by a wicked lazy chef.
I've been told that bananas are loaded with carbs and are fattening. If bananas really "pack on the pounds" as they say, then why are there no wicked fat monkeys?
I can't remember if I have amnesia or not? Wait, if I do have amnesia, I wouldn't be able to remember that. But at least I could hide my own Easter eggs. If I don't have amnesia, I couldn't tell. So, I either have amnesia or I do not, I can't remember.
Quite silly, aren't I?
select one here...