Ways to Convince People That You Are Crazy

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By: jseven    
08-Nov-2010

Introduction:Ever feel like you are crazy and people around you stare and whisper when you yell "bingo!" really loud at the ATM machine or quickly pop your false teeth out at the McDonald's pick up window? People may already be convinced that you are crazy but here are a few tips to help you break it down to them, in your world of craziness.

  • 01

    Shout Praises at a Funeral

    Funerals are so dead and boring these days. Everyone tip toes around and cries over 92 year old aunt Clara gone on to heaven, when she lived her whole life praising the Lord. Do her a real honor and liven it up with some hearty "praise the Lord!" shouts during the eulogy. Shout "glory!" really loud when people blow their noses, to remind them of Aunt Clara and her zest for God.

  • 02

    Ride a Hotel Elevator Snoozing In a Fold Away Bed

    Hotels are great places to rest when you can't get any at home. Grab yourself a fold away bed from the hotel storage room, open it up in the elevator and take a relaxing siesta for the day. Make sure to put a "do not disturb" sign on the bed for noisy people to clearly see. Shout "here's your sign!" when they gawk.

  • 03

    Ride Your Lawnmower Around the Yard at 3 A.M. Singing the National Anthem

    Forget cutting the grass, just enjoy riding around on the beautiful green grass of home during peak hours of quiet in the neighborhood. Just be very patriotic and sing the national anthem loudly, so all may hear and see that you are a red blooded American who loves his country and of course, his John Deer. You can also sing the Gnarls Barkley "crazy" song to be more convincing.

  • 04

    Laugh Loudly In Church During a Slide Show of Starving Children In Africa

    Sometimes very sad things bring out your craziness and you laugh. Don't hold back! And make sure you sit in the pew by the pastor so he can stare at you in utter shock and disgust. If you belly laugh continuously, you may get an usher's escorted ride to the funny farm. Ain't that special? :)

  • 05

    Be a Combat Ranger at a Campground

    Campground rangers get overwhelmed at times and need your help. Wear ranger clothes and crawl on the ground to each campsite with a whistle and flashlight, yelling "who goes there?" Blow your whistle and command them to stop what they are doing and yell "retreat!" when they answer. All or one of the above lists, should do the trick of convincing people that you are indeed, crazy!




Final Thoughts

This list was birthed out of my own past life experiences, but of course, exaggerated a little. :P




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