Introduction:Jokes are sometimes in the most unusual places like at a church. Laugh along with the person who decided to place these for the public to see and smile.
Some Baptists are known for their great messages. This is a public message board so all the public passing by can read their words. The sign reads: "Worship 10 AM Who's your Daddy?" Harry Parker is the Minister at that Baptist church in some unknown state. A message like that will be forever true.
There is a South End Baptist Church somewhere that has a strong message on their public viewing board outdoors. Along with the times of their services there are words to someone specifically to know. During a sudden winter storm at some time, the sign read: "Who ever is praying for snow, please stop".
Some church signs are just right for everyone and for all times too. This is one of those signs. It is not known which church has this in their yard or what denomination thinks this is good for all the passing public to read. The sign reads: " To be almost saved is to be totally lost".
Somewhere there is a church named the "First Church Of Awesome Works". At that specific church the outside public viewing message board reads: How do we make Holy water? We boil the Hell out of it." There is a website called www.generallyawesome. com on that same message board for all to read.
Out in front, two blocks from the building, for all to see and read is a sign with something you won't easily forget. On a message board at the River Falls Baptist Church reads: " What is missing from C H C H?
The answer is U R. You will remember that always, won't you?
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