Introduction:Enjoy some humor in the course of your busy day with these jokes that are true and funny.
A brand new teacher was attempting to make her psychology class interesting and interactive. She started with a question to all the students requesting all students who thought they were stupid to stand up. After a while there was no one standing, so one of the students stood up. The teacher quickly asked Robbie if he thought he was stupid? Robbie immediately responded "no, Mrs. Doyle, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
For many evenings, Howard watched his mother apply cold cream all over her face. Wondering why that was done, Howard said,"mom, why do you do that?: His mom answered "to make myself beautiful." She then removed the cold cream from her face with a soft tissue. Howard exclaimed, "what is the matter, are you giving up?"
Everyone seem engaged in math class except Lori. The teacher saw Lori was not paying very close attention and asked her directly;"Lori, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Without letting any moments pass, Lori answered," NBC,Fox, ESPN and the cartoon network."
The kindergarten class went on a field trip to the local police station. AS they were being shown around the station there was a billboard of the ten most wanted pictures of criminals with their mug shots and a description of what they were wanted for. As Jeff focused in on one of the wanted men, he asked "was this", pointing to one," was really a criminal?" The police officer said,: "yes, he is one we really want very badly.
Jeff then asked:" Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
Little Bobby attended a horse aution with his father one sunny Saturday in another town. He watched as Dad put his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump and then the chest. While He watched, the young Bobby asked his pop:"Why are you doing that?" His father explained:"When I am buying horses, I have to make sure I buy one that is in good shape and that they are healthy before I spend my money on them." Bobby worriedly looked at his dad and said:" I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
Kids are too funny! This made me smile. Great list.
Thanks for the list...I'm always ready for a laugh and these were perfect.
Very cute list. I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for bringing a nice smile to my face today. Well done on this list.
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