Redneck Words In a Medical Dictionary

Humor - Jokes
By: goodselfme    
03-Jun-2012

Introduction:Entertaining and fun words that rednecks have defined are on this joke list. Don't go looking for these definitions in your dictionary because you won't find these anywhere else but here for a good laugh.

  • 01

    Urine Definition For Rednecks

    Opposite of you're out is how Rednecks define the word urine. Redneck dictionaries put a whole new spin on words than in any other dictionary in the world.

  • 02

    Terminal Illness Definition from Rednecks

    A redneck has unique definitions for a terminal illness.A sickness that one gets at the airport is one. It also has a second meaning of "getting sick at the airport".

  • 03

    Redneck Define Rectum

    Rednecks say rectum is defined as "Nearly killed him" as a definition. It is noted that is not defined that way in any other dictionary.

  • 04

    Redneck Definition of Secretion

    Rednecks define secretion as "hiding something".You just might have to be a redneck to get a laugh out of that definition. Say it slowly to get the point rednecks make in this word and have it put a smile on your face.

  • 05

    Pelvis

    You are going to get a good laugh out of the definition of pelvis that the rednecks give. They say pelvis is second cousin to Elvis.







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  • hummingbirdee 6/4/2012 Flag This Comment

    Very funny, for sure.

  • Wasatch 6/4/2012 Flag This Comment

    Thanks for a laugh

  • JoyceTeresaMann 6/3/2012 Flag This Comment

    Hardy-har. Thanks for the chuckle.

  • jipaquette 6/3/2012 Flag This Comment

    These are hysterical - and a very unique Top Five...H5!

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