Intelligent Joke Points

Humor - Jokes
By: goodselfme    
09-May-2013

Introduction:
Humor comes in many forms. This joke will be just the one to bring a smile to you today.

  • 01

    Two People on an Airplane

    There were two people sitting side by side on an airplane. One was a young girl who had a book that she just opened up to read to pass the time to fly to her destination. Judging by this joke she was a very intelligent girl, probably around the age of 12 or 13. She was traveling by herself, so she was also a confident girl who was not easily intimidated or bothered by surroundings or other people. She listened to the airplane announcements even though it was obvious she had flown many times in her short lifetime. After the flight attendant finished her safety points, the girl was approached by someone.

  • 02

    Conversation

    The man seated next to the young girl did not interrupt the flight attendant's instructions that the little girl was listening to. After the flight attendant completed the safety lessons to all the passengers, the man looked at the little girl reading her book. The man was a confirmed atheist and was middle aged. Without talking too loud he leaned a little toward the girl and introduced some thoughts to her in a low volume. He mentioned to the girl that he had found out the time in an airplane speeds by when conversation is done with people sitting next to each other.

  • 03

    Girl's Actions

    As soon as the man began to speak, the little girl, bookmarked her reading material and closed her book. She put it in the pocket in front of her as she gave the man her full attention. After the man initiated the invitation to strike up a conversation with her, she replied with a question for him before she engaged in a two way talk during the flight. The little girl looked him in the eyes and boldly asked what kind of conversation would he be interested in talking about with her? She waited for his reply. The girl's works took him by surprise. She was a very young girl to be so interested in talking to him about the subject he chose.

  • 04

    Atheist Recommends Topic

    Imagining that he would have the upper hand in the conversation he was about to suggest for the topic, the atheist opened his mouth with confidence. The man clearly and concisely verbalized the beginning of this chat with the little girl by saying; Oh, I don't know. Then he said he would probably talk about why there is no God,Why there is no Heaven and no Hell. He continued with why there is no life after death too. The little girl did not become annoyed, but softly acknowledged his idea for a conversation with some of her own words to him first before his topic was talked about at all.

  • 05

    Girl Asks Atheist a Question

    "Before we begin this conversation", the little girl began, "I first have a question for you to answer." The man listened as the little girl asked the atheist her question. She began with a statement saying those will be very interesting subjects to discuss, but first she wanted to ask him something for him to clarify. She started with the facts of deer, cows and horses eat the same grass in the field. When they do it was quite openly said that a deer poops pellet like droppings, a bear has even larger poop. The cow pie is a really flat patty and the horse produces a clump. Why do they all excrete different droppings? The man did not have an answer. The little girl said. "If you want to discuss God, what makes me think you know about that subject when you don't know SH-T? the little girl retrieved her book and went back to reading for the rest of the flight.







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