Introduction:One of the funniest things about blond jokes is that they can be changed to any color hair. If you meet a red head you can use these with success and not offend her. In the event you are telling these with a blond present, they might not appreciate them as well, so change the hair color to suit your audience. How the blond jokes got started is not known. Enjoy the humor and smile while you have a good laugh.
Partners were having severe marital discord, but a married couple were asleep, together in their king bed when the phone suddenly woke them both at the unusual hour of 3 AM. The blond wife was closest to the telephone so she picked up the phone. Sleepily she listened a moment and said " Now, how should I know; that's 200 miles from here!" She abruptly hung up the phone. Her husband quickly said, "Who was that?" The blond wife replied, "I don't know who that was but it was some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear."
Two blond friends are shopping together and one picks up a make up compact from a near by counter in the department store they are looking in and hoping to find a treasure to purchase. She looks at it from the outside and is intrigued so she then decides to open it. She looks in the mirror of the compact and says out loud, " this person looks very familiar". The other friend wants to see the person who looks familiar and says," Let me see that compact." When the first blond hands her the compact, the second blond looks in the mirror and says."you silly goose, that is me."
A blond is not certain what is happening to her body, so she goes to her doctor for professional help. As she waits in the waiting room she sees many people come out with some comforted faces and some with still the same worry they went into the examining office with prior to their leaving. Finally it is her turn and she awaits the doctor who orders a test and tells her to wait for the results as he leaves the room. When he comes back, he tells her the news that she is pregnant. The blond says "Is it mine?"
This will set the stage of how difficult a time this student was having to grasp the education that was offered her more than a couple of times. Bambi, a blond sat in her forth year as a freshman at UCLA. In her government class the professor often asked random questions and today was Bambi's turn to be cornered. The professor ask Bambi to tell what she knew about Roe vs. Wade. Bambi paused a little while. but figured she had learned enough in the other years and then answered. "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
When the blond returned home after working all day, she discovered her home had been broken into and robbed. The house was ransacked and burglarized, so she telephoned to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K - 9 unit who was in the area patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K - 9 officer approached the house with the dog on a leash, the blond ran out on her porch, was visibly upset when she saw the cop and his dog. She sat on the steps and put her face in her hands as she stated out loud. "I come home to find my possessions stolen, so I call the police. Instead of sending me help, I get a blind policeman.
The person who manufactured these jokes is not known for me to give credit to that person. Smile and have a good laugh and enjoy them.
These are cute jokes. However, there is a difference in blonde and redhead jokes. Blondes are usually portrayed as dimwits and redheads are typically depicted as smart and sensual.
These are hilarious and I have never heard any of them.
select one here...