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Obama was sitting at his oval office desk when the phone rang. On the other end was a heavily accented Norwegian who said "Obama, Dis here is Sven over here at the VFW bar in Milbank, South Dakota. Ve don't like some of yer policies so I am callin' to tell you that we are officially declaring war on ya!" Barack replied, "Well Sven, this is critical news. How big is your army?" Sven said, "Right now there is myself, my cousin Knute, my next door neighbor Ole and the whole dart team from the VFW". There was a pause and then Obama replied to Sven.
Barack thought a little while and then said to Sven."I must tell you that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." Sven replied to Barack "Wow, I haf ta call ya back, Barack." Sven hands up the phone and then calls Obama the very next day. Obama answers the phone and knows it is Sven by his very thick accent. Sven says, "Mr. Obama, da war is still on! We have managed to get some infantry equipment." Obama asked, "And what equipment would that be , Sven?" Obama is sneering to Joey as the Vice President stands beside him listening to this phone call.
With his determination and strong voice, Sven responds to Obama with the equipment he has acquired for this war he has waged. Obama listens as Sven begins, "vell sir Obama, ve got two combines, a bull dozer and three big farm tractors." Sven waits a few minutes to hear what Obama has to say about this equipment. Obama sighs and then talks to Sven with more truth. Obama begins, "Sven, I must tell you that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personal carriers. I have also increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke.
Sure enough, Sven rang again the morning of the very next day. " Mr. Obama, sir, da war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns in da cockpit, and four big boys from the Trevetts cafe haf joined us as vell! We are fiercely growing ". Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. Obama was amazed Sven was still proceeding with the war idea he originally talked to Obama about just days ago. There did not seem to be any backing down with Sven.
As Obama collects his thoughts, he presumes this will be the clincher as he tells Sven these words. "Well, Sven, I must tell you, I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser guided surface to air missile sites. And since I spoke to you last, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION." "Two million", repeated Sven, I haf to call you back." The next day Sven called bright and early in the morning and began talking. "Obama, I am sorry I have to tell you we have had to call off this here war". Obama said "I am sorry to hear that, why the change of heart?" Sven said, "Vell sir, ve sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers and come to realize there is yust no vay ve can feed two million prisoners."
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