Introduction:Few things in life are guaranteed. Despite this, there are several guarantees you will get a divorce. There are some things even the most loving, long-suffering and stupid spouses will not tolerate. If you are itching to get a divorce, here are a few things you can try to guarantee that will happen.
Cheating with a Virginia Beach divorce attorney is one way to guarantee you will get a divorce. Well, any divorce attorney would work - a Los Angeles divorce attorney, Long Island divorce lawyer or anyone in between. Not only will the infidelity drive your spouse away, the divorce attorney could fall for you and pressure you into filing for divorce yourself.
Suggesting you have an open marriage is another guarantee you will get a divorce. The whole idea of sharing my wife or husband usually doesn't fly to well. Sharing my wife or husband is not something most people are willing to do. To make the whole idea of sharing my wife or husband less appealing, stipulate that it only goes on way.
Falling prey to all sorts of addictions is another way to guarantee you will get a divorce. Refuse to check yourself into drug abuse treatment. Live it up, slowly destroying yourself and your marriage. Should things get really out of hand and you are forced into drug abuse treatment, escape from that drug abuse treatment - showing up at home with a large smile on your face.
Another way to guarantee you will get a divorce is to be in need of "debt busters." Yes, get yourself in debt. Max out your Vanquish credit. Apply for another Vanquish credit card or beg for an increase in your Vanquish credit card line of credit. If you do that, not only will the "debt busters" be knocking on your door, your spouse will open the door for them - on his or her way out.
The ultimate way to guarantee a divorce is to do all of these things at once. Push your spouse to the edge by following all this extremely way bad advice all at one time. If these things will not send your spouse running back to Momma nothing will.
Truth be told, marriage isn't that bad. Compared to these guarantees of getting a divorce, marriage looks mighty good. Ruining your life with infidelity, addictions and debt is never the way to go. When considering a divorce, think of all the reasons you got married in the first place and decide if you those reasons are worth working harder at your marriage.
Very true ways to get a divorce. I think another way which is common with the younger groups is going out to parties or bars without their spouse. They are just asking for someone to temp them. A couple should enjoy spending time together, not trying to spend time apart.
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