Introduction: Living and growing up in Montana has definitely given me some perspective about what people are really like in the world, and they all can be pretty much summed up with just one word: R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D
Most Montanans can back me on this one, travelling within the U.S.can be a mountain of frustration when it comes to meeting new people because you have to both cringe and brace yourself for the inevitable question of where you're from, immediately followed with, "Really?! Have/do you... (insert IQ dropping statement here)?" Here's a few prime examples that prove my point.
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Since your talking to a moron that must be suffering from the effects of a botched lobotomy, feel free to have fun and convince them that the only means you have for communication is the pony express.
If you ever happen to be around when I get that question and you look at my response you'll see Clint Eastwood's head on the body of a skinned terminator... I get that pissed off.
I would like to point out that when I was asked this question I was working in a call center for major nationwide satellite TV company. The customer was calling from the other side of the U.S. to pay their bill and have me turn their channels back on. Let me say that again. They called to pay their bill OVER THE PHONE, get their TV services turned back on, and then proceeds to ask me if I knew what a computer was after I was finished......HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I JUST TURNED YOUR TV BACK ON? WITH FRIGGIN MAGIC?! I hope that inbreeding was the reason for ungodly moronic question.
I am scowling so god damned hard right now that a catastrophic tsunami of biblical proportions just hit the Bearing Straight and my expression lines are so deep that they just blasted outside the back of my head
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What the hell to schools teach kids in geometry class, because it sure's hell isn't geometry! I've recently decided when I meet new people I'm just going to tell them I'm from Mars. At least the questions will be smarter.
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