Weird Things That Made News

Humor
By: EmmaRileySutton    
14-Apr-2013

Introduction:Remember when news was normal? You might hear about the occasional strange fact, but that has all changed now. These are just are few things that made the news are probably too weird for color TV.

  • 01

    Duck Penises

    Duck penises made the news. People were arguing as to whether or not studying duck penises were a waste of federal funds. A waste of tax money or valuable scientific information? Individual taxpayers should decide that debate.

  • 02

    Giant Wasps Nest

    A giant wasps nest was found in the Canary Islands. It contained over a one million wasps. Despite being found in Spain, they were African wasps. If that happened in your neighborhood, you'd want to know.

  • 03

    Sawing Off Arms at Home Depot

    A man tried to saw off both his arms at a Home Depot in California. No one knows why. He grabbed several saws and started sawing his own arms - in the middle of the store.

  • 04

    Now That Cher Is Dead

    Twitter was all all aflutter about the hashtag "#nowthatcherisdead." Fortunately, for Cher, the hashtag was misread. It didn't say "Now that Cher is dead." Instead, it was meant to say "Now Thatcher is dead." Margaret Thatcher, the former prime minister in Great Britain had died, not Cher.

  • 05

    Penis Size Matters

    Science has proven that penis size does matter to women. Yes, there was a study about it. That study proved women are more attracted to men with larger penises. They really needed a study for that?




Final Thoughts

Did you see all this news? If not, check out the full stories in the links below. They will make you smile. Then again, they might disgust you. Either way, there were considered news.


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