Introduction:When you live in a cramped city, you smell people. It's not that pleasant.
Does anyone have any idea what I'm talking about? I thought this was an American phenomenon until I started traveling, and then I realized that hot dog breath exists the world over.
Quite simply, some people's breath smells like a hot dog burp all the time.
Some people smell like butts. It's a very horrible thing to deal with in an elevator. I'm not saying they smell like poop, but it's that unwashed smell of butts.
Black people don't have this issue. It's just a Caucasian and Asian phenomenon. When they don't wash their hair on a daily basis, it starts to smell like hair, only hair-smell amplified by about a million.
Yes, it's another form of breath, but this is different. This is when someone's mouth actually smells like poop. I once had a math teacher whose breath was so horrible, as soon as he began to speak, the entire room smelled like feces.
Wash your hats. When you wear a hat, you sweat into it. Sweat is made up of the same compounds in urine. Sweat enough into a hat, and after a few weeks, your head begins to smell of urine. Stop it.
Please make sure to not do these things. It hurts my life.
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