Introduction:There are some jokes that simply hit the nail on the head for entertainment. This might be just the one you have not heard and will fully enjoy. Smile!
So many people just pick their cell phone up to their ear and talk right in front of everyone. No matter how personal the call might be, they continue to talk. Some times it is even possible for people really close to hear the conversation from the person on the other end of the phone as well. That does not stop some people from keeping on talking loud enough for surrounding people to know their business both private and personal. Many people act like there is no one else around as they discuss their thoughts. This man was one of those people.
A man was running late for his date, so rushed from work after picking up his brief case and cell phone from his office. He was at a meeting most of the day and could not get time to privately call his sweetheart prior to almost being in hot water with his woman. Getting down the crowded elevator, he could barely get into the elevator so he could not call and tell his sweetie why he was running so very late. He anticipated time to be able to use his cell phone soon so he could smooth things over before he arrived at his sweetie's door.
The business man got on the relatively short line to buy his ticket and found his wallet to pay for the train ticket. As the mad rush continued, he actually had to make a quick dash for the train if he was going to get to his expected destination before dark. He knew then he'd be in the dog house for sure. Little did he know he was barely getting out of the hot water he was already in by being as late as he was right now. His thoughts wandered as he ran with intent to board the last train for the time frame he expected to get him to his sweetheart's side.
The cell phone rang just as the man sat down in the only seat left on the train. There was a pleasant young business woman already seated next to where he was sitting when he answered his cell phone while sitting down next to her. Without curtailing his normal voice, he began talking to the disturbed girlfriend on the other end of the cell phone conversation. His apology was not well received. The man did not seem to say any of the right answers or sweet things to calm her on the other end of the phone, but he continued to explain his busy day.
The man continued to say that the meeting ran longer than he expected and did not have time to call much before now. He said I am sorry on the cell phone. The awaiting girlfriend asked if it was the cute blonde that was at the water fountain that delayed him? He said in response, "No, darling you know you are the only one for me." Just about having enough of the private conversation going so public, the young woman sitting next to the business man leaned over and said loud enough for the sweetheart to hear: "Come on get off the phone and come back to bed".
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