I love motivational and inspirational speakers and writers.

I love to dance like a wookie on crack - in my PJs - as my only form of exercise.

I pander to my audience, shamelessly. Fortunately, my audience consists of one cranky rescued chiweenie, and he generally approves of anything I do as long as it comes with a treat covered in spray cheese.

A moose once bit my sister. Well, not really, but I do love Monty Python.

I write software for a living. And sometimes, I break software for a living, which is infinitely cooler.