Jokes are great, especially the quick ones that are funny and clean. Enjoy all these with those characteristics. Have fun telling them and seeing the great reactions you will view when they are shared.
This is a quick exercise joke that will get a laugh from almost everyone you tell it to. Try this on for size the next time you get together with a friend for lunch or a jog. Tell this with sincerity and your delivery will be accepted well. "My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants."
After a visit with the doctor, a man was told to get some exercise everyday. He began telling his wife why he did not go jogging the morning she asked about that.The man explained "I was going to wake up early this morning to go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1."
A woman went into her doctor's office for her physical to find out she was 20 pounds over what she had been the previous year. The doctor asked her what kind of exercise she was doing." Doctor",the woman hesitantly began," I have been doing sit down exercises". The doctor interrupted her and said "The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine."
Two women were having lunch together. While they were looking over the main entree menu, one woman shares some intellect with her friend. "Molly", the friend states as she smiles looking over the dessert area. "If you put a crouton on top of the sundae instead of a cherry, it counts as a salad, you know."
A woman is waiting for her partner to join her for dinner at a restaurant. The waiter comes over and asks if she would like anything while she is waiting for the expected person to arrive? The woman is reviewing the menu and states:"Yes, I will order the broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring the lasagna and garlic bread by mistake."
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