It's Britney, Bitch!!
It's not just a fashion statement anymore it's a way of life. After shaving head you can go bonkers and bang an umbrella onto a car and scream insanities without getting arrested.
I guess once your bald everyone excepts you to do crazy stuff.
Doesn't always stay in Vegas. Britney and some random dude decided to get married. Britney and Jason Alexander were husband and wife for a TOTAL of 55 hours. Then, she sobered up, realized what a huge mistake she made and kicked his ass to the curb.
I guess I can just marry random dudes and then divorce them in less than 3 days.
After becoming bff with the socialite of the decade Paris Hilton. They both decided to remove their panties from their wardrobe and exit several vehicles showing everyone under the sun their baby makers.
I guess I should throw out all my panties and start making sure everyone see me get out of the car.
Well I'm guessing nothing since Ms. Spear decided that Driving with her son on her lap and
putting the kid in the car seat the wrong way in a convertible is okay and I guess the cops felt the same ways as nothing happen to her.
Even after all the crazy stunts she pulled she is now more famous and richer than ever. She appears on tv shows, in movies, and just everywhere we look. This lady knows how to work it.
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