Yes, as much as you, the parent, do not want to hear it, you need to have a lot of other kids. Your kid thinks the more kids there are, the better it is for him.
If you invite a lot of kids, you will get your child a lot or presents. Maybe you will not have to buy so many. NOT!!!
Yes, that is the rage nowadays. Just deal with it. Rent your kid a jumper and make them happy. Besides, you need something to wear out all the kids you have there to keep them under control.
Yep, lots of cake. Serve it at the end so when you send the kids home, thier parents will thank you for amping them up on all the sugar.
And if all the cake you give them is not enough, send them home with goody bags full of candy to keep the sugar high.
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