I used to work with a guy I'll call "Kristopher Moop." Boy was he a snake in the grass. If you want to sell your soul to the devil to get ahead at work, you need to pay careful attention to this list.
The way he would slither up to the boss just made me sick every day. He would always have that frigging smile on his face and talk in such a sweet tone to the boss that I just wanted to throw-up. It's was just really pathetic watching scum that act at work.
He would never directly confront anyone, but what he did behind everyone's back was the stuff of legend. He would implant little bits of funny information about everyone in each others ears. Oftentimes, he'd exaggerate about how others to make sure that everyone was against everyone.
In front of the boss, he always made sure he appeared like he was always working hard. He had so litte expertise on anything, but he made it appear like he really knew what he was talking about. It's hard to believe the boss was so taken in by this garbage.
He always seemed like the happy guy around the office. He never said anything to disturb the peace. He never spoke up even when the boss was completely wrong. And he acted this way because he knew that the boss hated any unhappy workers.
Perhaps the most irritating of all was his slimy laughter. It gives me chills everytime he laughs. It's the kind of phony laughter that you would expect from a cartoon character but not from a real human.
There's no doubt in my mind that this person is going to hell. But I'm sure he's going to figure out a way to squirm himself into first class while the rest of us are miserable in coach.
LOL!! I bet some people are reading this and wondering how you know their co-worker. :)
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