With the number of virgins aged 25-35 in Texas, one wonders how the state's population keeps growing. Yet oil tycoons and millionaire ranchers with immeasurable sexual experience repeatedly deflower their Texan virgins, get them pregnant, marry them and fall in love.
Women love men in uniforms. When those sexy law enforcement and military officers save them from crazed stalkers, bank robbers and flat tires, who can blame them for falling hopelessly in love.
*Firemen who save cats from trees also fall in this category.
While all dessert sheiks live in the US, all Greek tycoons live in Australia. But the two have a few things in common. Both sheiks and tycoons are filthy rich, extremely good looking and love their women barefoot and pregnant. Yet while the union began as a marriage of convenience, love eventually conquers their steally hearts.
The baby's daddy either died of cancer, left town when he found out she was pregnant or never knew about the baby. Mom decides to raise the baby on her own by working as a waitress or secretary until a rich, gorgeous executive-type or doctor falls passionately in love with the baby. Rich gorgeous hunk marries the single mom to give the child a father... until he discovers he loves her, too.
Spinsters, ill-fitting clothes, tight buns, horned rimmed glasses.... Who wouldn't be turned on? Yet the moment spinster librarians meet the local, gorgeous bad boy, she magically transformed into a Grecian goddess rivaling even Aphrodite's beauty. With the number of librarians in romance novels, one must wonder if Harlequin and Silhouette are trying to butter up them up....
*Also included in these cheesy romance novels include history professors, non-fiction authors and book store owners.
What's your favorite type of cheesy romance novels?
I like this list. I'm officially only reading romance novels that DON'T fit into these categories.
My favorite is Sinful Liasons by JC Gardner- it's got a good mix of romance and suspense and definitely isn't cheesy. No sexy librarians here :)
This is a hoot! I worked in a bookstore for fifteen years, and I've witnessed all these subgenres.(Though you might want to edit "dessert sheiks" into "desert sheiks.")
Oh my. Seriously though, who doesn't like hot librarians?
LOL! I hate cheesy romance novels. But your list was fun!
My favorites are Betty Neels' books. She has so many, that you know every single Dutch doctor is married now to an English nurse.
Thanks for the list of cheesy romance novels. H5!
ROFLMHO!!! This is exactly why I don't like cheesy serial romance novels - so predictable! Only you Pup would come up with this crazy list. Great idea!
select one here...