Introduction:If you aspire to be an online writer, you may wonder what degree program you should take or what degrees are most valuable to online writers. Although these degrees won't guarantee your success as an online writer, they will make life easier.
To be a successful online writer, you definitely need a degree of stupidity. Anyone who is willing to spend their days (and nights) pounding away at the keyboard hoping to be discovered by writing online content needs a little stupidity to keep them going.
If you have the degree of stupidity it requires to aspire to be a successful online writer, you need to add a degree of gullibility. This comes in handy when new opportunities to earn millions in revenue share or from page views arise.
Once you've earned those degrees, a degree in patience is required. This serves you well as you wait for the money to start rolling in. It also helps when waiting for work to be reviewed.
As if developing the patience of a Saint wasn't enough, a degree of optimism is also required for online writers. This allows you to build faith in yourself and the wonderful opportunities you will encounter.
Above all, online writers need a degree of trust. Unless you write for yourself, you need to trust the sites you work for to keep your best interest in mind and keep your earnings straight. Without a degree of trust you will always be second guessing your earnings and those you work for.
These degrees aside, writes need a degree of humor in their work to keep them producing at their best and to give readers something to smile about.
Love it! H5
great and funny list
Nicely done with the perfect amount of humor. Thumbs up!
Hysterical! Agree totally. Since I'm one of them! I give you a HI5
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