Cauterize in the redneck medical dictionary means entirely different than any other dictionary in the world. Rednecks think that cauterize is that you made eye contact with her.
Benign to a redneck means what you be after you be eight. No other dictionary, medical or otherwise has a definition anything like the one the redneck uses.
You guessed it, fester means something completely different from any other medical dictionary. To a redneck fester means quicker than some one else. It has little to do with the true meaning at all.
Colic means a sheep dog to a redneck. Look in the dictionary to find the other meanings that are not anywhere near what the rednecks say.
Rednecks know what a fibula is. In their dictionary it is not in a medical category, but means a small lie.This is not close to the bone that a fibula really is.
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