The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (Pigs- obviously very important to Florida.)
A woman can be fined, only after her death, for being electrocuted in a bath tub because of using self beautification utensils. (So, who pays the fine then?)
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to see his cold concoctions in a cemetery call the police immediately for that is illegal. (Exactly who is he selling to here?)
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store. (Does this mean the owner could do it though?)
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. (This could be bad news for clumsy people!)
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