I'm 33. When I was 18 I'd never thought I'd utter the following words/phrases.
A friend of mine who is in her early 20s had asked me for advice on something (I forget what) and I began with "When I was your age..." and I stopped. She asked "What was wrong?" I said "I'm officially an old fart." Her reply: "Huh?" Me: "I just started a sentence with 'when I was your age.'" Yeah I wasn't amused and I sadly started using this phrase more often.
When I was a kid through the age of 18, I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a single pound. That was because I was always active, and I would eat all the junk food known to man. Now I have to have a cupful of potato chips if I want them, and if someone offers me more I have say "I can't eat anymore, thank you," or else I'll gain five pounds just from sniffing the chips.
Now I've always had a problem with loud noises and music to the point where I get rather dizzy. However, I used to be able to turn the radio up loud enough to annoy the neighbors. Now, not so much. Stop laughing at me.
I live in New York! What the heck did I expect when I got my license? I mean really! The only way to explain this is when I am in my car, I am invisible.
Ever play a game and when you can't play the error message comes up "Cripes! You've got a bad cookie!" Yeah, I've started saying CRIPES! I'd better be careful that I don't say crepes by accident!
LOL! Yep, you had me pinpointed at number one and litetender had a good one too.!
The one I didn't think I'd ever say was, "Because I said so" ... but alas, I did say it! H5!
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