The Queen of England Facebooks. Yes, the 84 year old monarch uses the most popular social networking site in the world. And while it's been all over the news and friends keep sending me suggestions that I like the Queen's page, I staunchly refuse to "like."
That's right. Queen Elizabeth doesn't want to be my friend. Really, I shouldn't take it so personally. Apparently she's a little anti social, because she doesn't want to be anyone's friend. You can only "like" her. Sorry, but I don't "like" anyone who doesn't want to be my friend.
First she won't be my friend, and now she won't help me out by feeding my pet penguins when I'm on vacation. I really want to know whether she would have water parks, keep pet penguins, or live in a tree house on her farm.
**shakes head** We all need a good poke every once in awhile. (Get your mind out of the gutter. I meant we all need a good Facebook poke every once in awhile.) How else are we supposed to taunt her? It's not like we can prank call the Queen or anything.
When visiting London a few years ago, the Palace guards didn't salute me even though I TRIED to convince them of my royal heritage. (OK, so it was just my grandpa that granted me princess hood when I was a kid, but that should count. Right?) I blame the butler. After all, English butlers are supposed to recognize royalty when they see it. He should be fired.
You would think with the so-called famous British reserve, she would be a little quieter, but no. Within less than two months of joining Facebook, the Queen's uploaded nearly 700 photos and 41 links. I don't even upload that many pictures of my dogs, and they're cute. Sorry, but I don't think I can clutter up my Facebook newsfeed with her spam.
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