Things Not to Tell an Englishman

Travel - General

By: tharinda     16-Jan-2012

Never Say That You Find Them Boring

Brits are boring for a fact. They are too serious about everything in life, even things they dont have control over, like the weather. They talk in a manner that you may even think they have no emotions or any element of fun in them. This is the accepted norm for brits, but they do not want to accept this fact and will get very irritated if you say this openly.

Never Say That You Find Their Accent Funny.

Real english people (mainly in london) have a strange accent as they try and stress every letter of the word, and if you come from a differnt part of the world, you may find this funny in some ways. They speak in a slow pace and with a serious manner. Never say that you find this funny as they will argue that only in UK you will be able to find real English accent. (Yeah right....)

Never Say That English Food Has No Taste

English food is very mild and hasn't got much of real taste. They seem to use less spices and chilies. This makes them very mild and less tasty. If you have travelled around the world you will understand this. But never say this to a Brit as they find this offensive.

Never Say That They Are Bad In Football

Brits love football but they suck at it. They could not even beat US in last world cup (US don't even call it football, they call it soccer). Brits think that they are the best in the world but they could not win a world cup for fourty years, but never say this to a Brit as this may be very offensive

Never Say British Beer Taste Bad

Brits love beer and they can drink it all day along (oblivious to the big bellies).They would argue for a whole night to prove that Britsh beer is the best in the world and no where in the world that they can make Beer better. I have tasted better beer in other countries in the world and can't even compare Danish beer to britsh beer. But NEVER SAY this to a Brit





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