The invitations to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton were sent quite a while back. Mine never arrived. I'm not as curious about the snub as Barack and Michelle Obama are about their snub. I'm certain I know why I wasn't invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding.
I'm not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding because I have nothing to wear. Prada and Vera Wang could not come up with something I found suitable. Versaci tried, but it wasn't at all what I wanted.
I'm not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding because I have other plans. I will probably be busy writing something or cleaning the house. It just isn't on my list of priorities. The grass in the yard will be growing and I can't miss that.
I'm not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding because of jealousy. I have much better taste in hats than Queen Elizabeth and she would be devastated to know that an Irish gal from Oklahoma wore a prettier hat.
I'm not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding because of my feelings toward Prince Charles and his spouse. Everyone knows I am not a fan of that scum (sincerest apologies to scum for the comparison) and I'm not afraid to say it. Even to his face, if given the chance.
I'm not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding because of my family history. Many of my family members were beheaded in the Tower of London so we aren't particularly popular with the royal family. Everyone knows how they feel about "the Irish."
No matter the reasons as to why I am invited to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, I am sure no one is all that disappointed. Besides, I prefer to wait for the invitation to Prince Harry's wedding. Or, better yet, the funeral of Prince Charles. I truly dislike him!
not sure...I think my invitation was lost in the mail????
Oops you said Prince Charles instead of Prince William! Funny list
LOL ... I love it!
That's ok. I wasn't invited either. H5
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