Introduction:Christmas, redneck style, is never boring. You never know what to expect when you are invited to a redneck Christmas. However, the wreath on the front door may give you some idea what might happen. Here are some tips for making a redneck Christmas wreath of your own.
Grab an old toilet seat. If you don't have one somewhere, try a little dumpster diving. Apartment complexes are great for finding old toilet seats. Stains are great, but make sure nothing can be "scraped off."
Gather up new decorations for your toilet seat redneck Christmas wreath. The latest tabs from cans and the can themselves work great. Empty tobacco containers and the shiny paper from cigarette packs work well as well.
Gather up the old decorations for your redneck Christmas wreath. The old and broken Christmas balls and other tree decorations are great. Garland with large "bald spots" also work well.
Attach all the old and new decorations to your redneck Christmas wreath. Use black electrical tape, gray masking tape and brown packing tape to attach the decorations. Tie on the broken ornaments with strips of cloth from flannel shirts.
Display your redneck Christmas wreath on your front door or front window. True rednecks would never display them on the front of their pick-up trucks; the wind would cause too much damage these works of art.
Enjoy your redneck Christmas ornament! Remember to take lots of pictures of it for future generations to enjoy as well. You can even use that Polaroid to decorate next year's redneck Christmas wreath. Have a very merry redneck Christmas!
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