Tried all the diet fads and still not losing weight? Take heart. My new "Forgetful" diet is tried and proven to work. There are a few requirements you must meet before beginning it though, and these will be fully explained below.
Yes, you will need a two or three story house, or better yet, live in a high rise. Always use the stairs, never an escalator. First, go upstairs. Forget what you went for.
Come on back down and retrace your steps. Ah, yes! That's it! Hurry, go back upstairs again and wonder from room to room because, once again, you've forgotten why you are there.
If you haven't figured it out already, the minimum age for this diet is age 50. You younger "kids" can try it though. Just don't go overboard. Young people have been known to lose actual POUNDS on this diet.
Ok, now you've retraced your steps several times and you've figured out that what you wanted was actually in the attic! Yes! So..you hike up to the second floor, you begin your assent to the attic...you see that...there it is! The thing you think you've been searching for. But, now, you forget why you even wanted it in the first place. You're going to need to go back downstairs...
Ok, so far, I have said nothing about eating with this diet. There's a reason for that. I forgot! But, here is a hint that will make this diet even faster and better: It works twice as fast if you "forget" to eat! So go ahead - forget up to three times a day!
I would love to hear how this diet works for you. I use it on a regular basis and have never failed to lose ... um...uh....I forget!
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