No matter how much you push the envelope it remains stationery.This can be said when someone states they are pushing the envelope. Try it by saying it quickly to get a laugh.
Some unknown person has put together Psalm 2011 but the author is not mentioned since proper merit can not be given.
Obama is the shepherd I did not want
He leadeth me beside the still factories
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment, for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailout are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life, and I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
This is another unknown composition by a talented individual.
I am glad I am an American
I am glad that I am free!
But I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
The story unfolds as a man and his wife were in slow moving traffic and then the entire line stopped. There was a car in front of the couple and they tell their story from here. I looked at the bumper sticker and said to my wife: " Look at that, it says Pray for Obama Psalm 109:8". The traffic began to move and when we got home we took out the Bible and opened it to the scripture.
" My wife started laughing and laughing.Then she read it to me. I could not believe what it said. I had a good laugh too."
Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him.
This part of the list of entertaining tidbits comes from www.facebook/obamapuke.The list consists of two lines with one being the Romney Bain Capital invested private money in from these sources:
AMC Entertainment
Burger King
Burlington Coat Factory
Clear Channel Communications
Dominos Pizza
Dunkin donuts
Guitar Center
The Sports Authority
Staples
Toys R Us
Warner Music Group
Obama invested taxpayer money in these sources:
Solyndra-Bankrupt
Ener 1-Bankrupt
Beacon Power- Bankrupt
Abound Solar- Bankrupt
Amonix Solar- Bankrupt
Spectra Watt- Bankrupt
Eastern Energy- Bankrupt
One final note on this list of Obama is that each of these were contributors to Obama campaign 2008.
I've heard #4 before...and I love #3 :)
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