I like ham.
I have the world's largest collection of Doctor Who novels.
I have an imaginary girlfriend named Delilah who works at a paperclip factory in Trenton, New Jersey and likes to build statues of Elvis out of toothpicks and Elmer's glue and sell them on eBay. I've tried to get her to build one out of paperclips...but she is very stubborn.
I recently met three versions of myself from parallel universes. They stopped by to have coffee and we talked about why Aaron Rodgers is the greatest quarterback of all time but that he really doesn't look good in green and gold...regardless of the universe.
If you make a little miniature man out of modeling clay and soak him in a cup of green tea with a few drops of Jack Daniels in it, for an hour or so, its a proven fact that he will come to life. (I wouldn't advise drinking the tea).