I spend more time with monkeys than with people. Makes for some interesting conversation.

I believe in tolerance of other views, until your lack of tolerance steps on mine.

I am not politically correct and don't even try. We all know politics are messed up, so why would you try to be messed up?

I think for every instance of someone saying "Life is too short" there is also a time for "Life is too long" so it kind of weighs itself out.

I don't like anything pickled that isn't a pickle. It's just wrong.