If you need to make amends of any type, send 'I'm sorry flowers'. A heartfelt bouquet of 'I'm sorry flowers' will work in a variety of circumstances.
Trying to impress your very international new girlfriend, you begin to pepper your conversations with French words. A suave 'bon appétit' before the meal last week was noticed and she seems to appreciate the well placed 'merci beaucoups'. But yesterday, Mon Dieu, you said the wrong thing. Roses are nice 'I'm sorry flowers' when you want to get your girlfriend back.
Just because your Mom visited last night and you ate leftovers together, there is no way to confirm that she got food poisoning from that meal. She could have easily eaten contaminated pizza from the mall food court or sampled a tainted black olive at bridge club. Still, the timing seems to point to your stale leftovers. Oh no. Daisies are the perfect 'I'm sorry flowers' for Mom.
You couldn't hold your tongue at the family reunion. That ridiculous toupee that crazy cousin Rex was sporting took you by surprise. You laughed so hard you almost choked. Aunt Modine had to perform the Heimlich. Your apologies sounded insincere. You've got to break down and send cousin Rex a mixed bouquet of 'I'm sorry flowers' before the next family reunion.
The dog pooped in the neighbor's yard again. For some reason, their front yard is your dog's favorite place to 'go'. You usually carry bags to pick up the poop but - what did your husband feed that animal last night? You needed more than one bag. As you were coming back with another bag the neighbor's kids came out to play and, of course the worst happened. Nothing says "I'm sorry your kids played in my dog's poop" better than a giant bouquet of tulips.
Buzzard has been your closest friend since childhood. He was the best man in your wedding and now it's your turn to return the favor. Thing is, Buzzard's lovely wife-to-be only refers to him as William. She cannot stand to hear his old friends call him Buzzard. Still, old habits are hard to break. You ruined the toast at their wedding. It's on video. If you want to see your pal again, it's time to send Buzzard's - um, William's wife some 'I'm sorry flowers'.
Good reasons for sending I'm sorry flowers. I wish there was someone out there that needed to send me an I'm sorry flowers. I love flowers. Great list.
Omg, this was great, especially #5! Loved it!
Poor Buzzard! Cute list!
Great list! Sprinkled with just enough humor too. :) Thanks for sharing.
Very good list of flower gift giving.
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